Forgive Me For I Have Sinned

When you're a strict Catholic lady you kind of live a sheltered life, but my friends are all talking about men and sex and I get very curious indeed.  I do something very naughty alone in my room one night and decide I need to confess.

I head straight to church and tell my Priest everything, but I never expected this reaction.  He’s talking to me in the confession booth and telling me to show him exactly what I did.  Soon he’s moved over on to my cubicle and things are getting even more sinful.  Please forgive me!