Logan's obsessed with milf porn. His favorite milf is Morgan Cox, a platinum blonde southern belle he's been fantasizing about for months. When he meet's his friend Kris's mother for the first time, he can't help but think she resembles Morgan, but what would be the odds of that? Logan is about to find out the odds are in his favor because it turns out his best friend's mom is a porn star!
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“I take it that's a no on seeing a picture of your mom?”
“Seriously?” Kris shook his head. “What's the big deal? You want to see if she’s milf mom hot?”
“You think I’m a creep? You’re the one that keeps saying she didn’t always act like a prude, so you got me curious. Don’t want to show me, don’t, but stop acting like I perv on every woman I see."
“Sorry, maybe my mom trashing porn has rubbed off.”
“You never watch it?”
“Not never, but I don’t get the big deal, I’d rather find a girl to fun with, not watch other people, besides, you know they’re all faking.”
“I don’t think they all fake it,” Logan laughed. “You think the guys are faking getting off?”
“They take Viagra, and they hide a pump in their hand that squirts. They flavor it so the woman act like it’s the best thing ever.” Kris informed him.
“A lot of guys say its not what you think it is, and they don’t get off a lot of times because they get too aggravated with all the stopping and starting, and the girls get sore and cranky for the same reason.”
“I don’t know what you mean, stopping and starting.”
“You think the scenes are one takes? Those directors are stopping them all the time because they don’t like something, or the girl needs lube, or someone gets a cramp?”
“How do you know all this?”
“My mother had me watch this documentary on how porn isn't what you think. They had former porn stars talk about how unsexy it is, and they use these girls bad, get them to shoot as much as they can right away because most women don’t stay with it.”
“So she had you watch a scared straight thing about porn?”
“She just wanted me to know that’s not what to expect with girls I’m with, to not try to get them to act that way.”
“Sounds like Mindy does.”
“Yeah, she’s a lot of fun, but she wants to be. I’ve been with girls who are duds too, so I get the point, if they’re not into something its not that there’s something wrong with them, its what porn makes guys expect.”
“Man, she’s really against that stuff,” Logan noted, meaning those nagging suspicions about who she might be were carrying less weight.
“Yeah, not sure why, maybe my grandparents were religious or something.”
“Okay, mister expert what about the Only fans and amateur stuff? Those women faking? They’re doing it themselves, not for big companies.”
“That I don’t know, but I’d think it's more real, lot of women shoot that stuff with their boyfriends, so maybe it’s what you see is what you get. I’d figure being the porn pro you’d know this stuff.”
“Guess I just want to leave it at fantasy.”
“That’s what it is, fantasy. You know, like milf crap. Most women our mom’s age aren’t like that. They want men not kids.”
“No, men are drama, guys like us are just fun.”
“You buy that crap?”
“Look how many young girls screw around with older guys, lot of truth there.”
“Its usually money or daddy issues,” Kris smirked.
«Whatever, we need to study.”
“You’re just mad I peed in your porn Cheerios.”
“I'm mad you think I’m a pervert who has a thing for everyone’s mom. You want to stay on chapter six, or go to the next one?”
“Okay, you’re right, I’m being an ass.” Kris scrolled through his phone. “Here, this is a good one.»
Kris handed him his phone, and he almost dropped it. He was staring at a picture of Morgan Cox.