Passenger Princess: A Grumpy Sunshine Bodyguard Pageant Queen Romance

I know God has to be a woman because no man has a sense of humor this good.

It’s unexpected.

It’s inconvenient.

But it’s also the only thing I’ve been able to concentrate on since.

Life is too short to spend giant chunks of time with anyone who doesn't hold your interest.

Eventually, I decided on here. Where we had our first date, surrounded by the stories you love to read, ours in your hands."

About the author:
Jaime Wilde is the bodyguard of a pageant queen and father to Princess Peach.
His goal in life is to convince the love of his life, Ava Bordeaux, to travel the world with him for the rest of his life as his wife. He went so far as to commission an entire fanfiction (he lied: he totally knows what fanfiction is, and yes, he liked that Omegaverse you sent him) and dragged her to Washington, where they had their first date, so he could ask her to spend forever with him.

"Oh my god," I whisper, flipping through the pages, then looking at Jaime. "Is this fucking fanfiction about us?"

Then his hand, calloused and rough and huge, wraps around my throat.
"A man gets you here; what do you do?"
I smile. It's not that I'm not taking this seriously that makes me smile. It's more that taking it too seriously will be a complete system overload for me and send me into a panicked spiral I might never crawl out of. And, of course, the way he looks so freaking serious makes me want to be the complete opposite.
"Call him daddy?"
He shakes his head at me, and my smile grows.
"Jesus fucking Christ, Ava, please try and take this seriously."

I think everyone puts on a face for the rest of the world. No one is exactly the same behind closed doors and out in the public, especially not when cameras and careers are involved. Everyone's a little fake sometimes."

"Eventually, I decided on here. Where we had our first date, surrounded by the stories you love to read, ours in your hands."

About the author:

Jaime Wilde is the bodyguard of a pageant queen and father to Princess Peach.

His goal in life is to convince the love of his life, Ava Bordeaux, to travel the world with him for the rest of his life as his wife. He went so far as to commission an entire fanfiction (he lied: he totally knows what fanfiction is, and yes, he liked that Omegaverse you sent him) and dragged her to Washington, where they had their first date, so he could ask her to spend forever with him.