Every night San Francisco's lovelorn tune in to hear my soothing, silky voice as “Dr. Love,” marriage maven and mother. If only they knew the flesh-and-blood woman behind this voice wouldn't know a husband from a handyman.
And now the show's sponsor wants to spend Christmas with me and my family! I only hope you—and1–800-HUSBAND—can bring me what I need for Christmas: a gorgeous, sexy, single daddy in my stocking!
Spouseless in San Francisco,
Madison Smythe
