How to Make White People Laugh

side of the bigotry another group faces. Bigotry is very predictable that way

Minority groups should form strategic alliances, because the bigotry one group faces is just another

Showing up for the fight became something I did over and over again in life. But as is my custom, I tried to make the fight funny

As the old saying goes, you attract softer

punches when you’re wearing a clown nose

Civil Disobedience, motherfuckers

Ain’t nobody gonna keep me outta the classes that aren’t… Oh, double negatives, you got me again

disputed so much as nobody really cares

And in a most ridiculous fashion this act of civil disobedience—yes, Thoreau!—made me realize that I can stand up for things. That standing up for things wouldn’t kill me

So, I put my emboldened pants on, the way only nine-year-olds (and North Korean despots) do