«How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"
A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing
Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.
🚨 THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. 🚨
This is a book for people who have:
✔️ Bought planners they never use.
✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.
✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.
Inside, you’ll find:
✅ A step-by-step guide to pretending you’re working on yourself.
✅ The absolute dumbest life advice you will never follow.
✅ A checklist for success (that will collect dust on your desk).
This book will NOT help you:
🚫 Get your finances in order.
🚫 Find motivation.
🚫 Stop dating red flags wrapped in human skin.
But it WILL help you laugh at your own failures, which is basically therapy (but cheaper).
