Universal Truths

The worst thing to do is remain rigid in your thinking about someone when they are showing you that they're different."

I would lay 20 golden galleons down that he wants to fuck you so badly he can taste it."

He was obviously too used to girls who fawned over him. The one that insulted him gave him a hard-on.

When Hermione could speak again, she posed exaggeratedly against the bar and drawled, "The brightest witch of our age is tolerable, but NOT enough to tempt me." This set Ginny off again and the two were wiping tears from their eyes as Harry approached.