Zodiac Academy: The Big A.S.S. Party

This is so humiliating," Darius growled as Seth rubbed oil over his bare chest, covering his abs so that they gleamed in the midday sun while I tried my best not to laugh my fucking ass off.

"This is the price of success," Caleb disagreed, but I caught him taking photos on his Atlas with the aid of his Vampire speed every time Darius looked away and I was willing to bet that he'd be using them to taunt him with for the rest of time.

One ice palace for a wannabe princess coming up," he said with a deadly look in his dark eyes. "No one fucks with my girl on her birthday."

Hopefully not while your dick is in your hand though," Seth teased as he moved to join the conversation with Caleb beside him. "Because that sounds painful."

"Hilarious," Darius deadpanned.

"Either way, it sounds like we need to make sure your fiancé doesn't make an appearance at your mate's party," Caleb said. He still had icing smeared up his left cheek from his wrestle with Seth. "I'm sure we can come up with a fun way to achieve that."

"I say we dig a big hole and bury her in it," Seth suggested before turning and licking the icing off of Caleb’s cheek which earned him a half-hearted punch to the ribs.

"She's got earth magic too, genius, she'd just escape," I pointed out.

"I never said bury her alive," he said, waggling his eyebrows like an idiot.

"Well that would at least be an end to one of my problems," Darius joked