Will Grayson, Will Grayson

your life isn’t out there waiting, so don’t think all you have to do is find it and get it. no, your life is right here. and, yeah, it sucks. lives usually do. so if you want things to change, you don’t need to get a life. you need to get off your ass.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.

Caring doesn’t sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

I am bereft of burrito to puke

the coffee table she cleaned to a shine

when there are no finger foods left to finger

s just lemon-flavored crystal light.
both mom and tiny look at me like i’m the fucking grinch

like i suddenly have supercanine sound skills

“Random questions” are the least random of all questions.

did an anvil really just fall on my head?