A humorous/mystery about Jason Najarian, a young man who lives on a secluded barrier island off the coast of Florida as a self-proclaimed hermit. He wishes for peace and quiet in his paradise, but be careful what you wish for. He's in love with Fiona Tallahassee, an international assassin, but when she suddenly disappears, his tranquil life turns to mayhem. Enter the Mafia seeking retribution against Jason and a Miami drug boss who decides to set up shop on Sand Key. With a foul-mouthed parrot by his side and a clingy ex-wife he can't escape from, Jason must navigate around these obstacles in order to find Fiona . . . while trying to stay alive.
