I am Robert Brockway.I am an editor and columnist for Cracked.com. I am an author.I wrote The Unnoticeables trilogy from Tor Books.I wrote Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity.I wrote Everything is Going to Kill Everybody.I live in Portland, Oregon.I dislike raisins.I am right behind you.No, still behind you.Behind you, again.You are now spinning in circles.
