Another PSG blitz and new ways of Dortmunding

Jobbing magician

There are no plasters left

Heimlichs for everyone

Saluting Rangers, Iwobi and Isak, puzzled by Van Dijk and Gordon

Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise

Arsenal’s joy, Liverpool’s 9-0 and Potter’s future

Pogba family drama and the Griezmann conundrum

Merseyside derby, Chelsea's struggles and Haaland the heel

Ten Hag getting everything right and why VAR was always a bad idea