A reality that wasn’t there

Cut the fig

Ever ever

Spectacularity

More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund

Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test

Haaland, Hodgson and a hell of a game at Anfield

Calcio is back, Champions League returns but where have all the goal scorers gone?

Pep’s proper football beats Bayern as lethargic Leicester look to Smith

Bigging up Bournemouth and Brighton, as complacency costs Arsenal