"Spurs are the service station coffee of the Premier League"

"He's still one of the best players in the world"

Who deserves the blame for Manchester United's troubles?

"Some EFL clubs are in for a bleak future.."

"The handball rule isn't the end of football!"

"He's got to be second in line to Harry Kane now.."

Well.. That was a crazy weekend, wasn't it?

BONUS: Stories of our Times - The end of the beautiful game as we know it?

"Jordan Pickford is not the man for the job.."

Which Premier League match would you actually pay £14.95 for?