Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying

Used car salesman

Flabby midsection

A reality that wasn’t there

Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil

Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel

Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford

Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers

More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund

Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test