There’s no decimal place in football

Greetings fellow kids

Used car salesman

Flabby midsection

Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak

Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?

Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return

Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying

Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil

Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel