An assault on the rulebook

There’s no decimal place in football

Greetings fellow kids

Tottenham’s dire Champions League exit and Potter’s fresh start at Chelsea

Trossard transforming Arsenal, Liverpool’s away day woe and who’s going down?

Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak

Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?

Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return

Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying

Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil