Man United reach Zone 14, Conte’s drab Spurs and Arsenal batter Lyon

Very expensive bay leaf

Collective flinch

Don’t use the ovens

Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back

Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery

Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton

Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France

Napoli’s worlds to conquer, Simeone’s decline and Europe’s baldest leagues

Sluggish Spurs, brilliant Benfica and Auba v Arteta