Twelve Marian men-a-mating... I mean, a-meeting.
Eleven blind dates-a-blinding.
Ten lords-a-leaping (to conclusions...).
Nine ladies dancing (okay, maybe that's Griff).
Eight kids-a-complaining.
Seven changes-a-clothing.
Six love junk gadgets.
Five dra-aag queens.
Four calling neighbors.
Three nosy grannies.
Two men falling in love.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
