Frank’s masterclass mullers Man United, plus Arsenal as Andy Murray

This is what football sounds like

Creeping flappiness

Jobbing magician

Mbappe v Neymar and major Musiala hype

Man Utd v Liverpool a foregone conclusion? And ranking Forest signings

Major Leeds Soccer, plus can Casemiro fix United?

Another PSG blitz and new ways of Dortmunding

Saluting Rangers, Iwobi and Isak, puzzled by Van Dijk and Gordon

Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise