Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou

The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green

Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time

Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show

Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)

Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes

Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last

FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories

Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans

Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels