Three small little claps

An assault on the rulebook

There’s no decimal place in football

Greetings fellow kids

Liverpool 7-0 Man United and that Reiss Nelson moment

Will Bayern keep Mbappe at bay? Will Sevilla and Valencia go down?

Tottenham’s dire Champions League exit and Potter’s fresh start at Chelsea

Trossard transforming Arsenal, Liverpool’s away day woe and who’s going down?

Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak

Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?