*opens Notes app* .And you thought we couldn't handle politics. A wholitician visits Chilli's, a Playboy playmate does a bad Snapchat, a Dancing With The Stars couple reveals the gender of their Dancing With The Stars fetus, a 72 year old knocks up a 29 year old, an actress wants to breastfeed her child...FOREVER. Plus: Rita can't exit a helicopter. *closes Notes app*
