Very expensive bay leaf

Collective flinch

Don’t use the ovens

Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back

Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery

Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton

Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France

Napoli’s worlds to conquer, Simeone’s decline and Europe’s baldest leagues

Sluggish Spurs, brilliant Benfica and Auba v Arteta

All hail Howe, Emery and Arteta as Saints search for a saviour