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Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return

Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying

Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil

Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel

Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford

Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers

More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund