Sh**housery, idiots and control freaks

And so this is Christmas... power to the people right on!

Christmas crackers and end of year awards

Rooney blues and the winners and losers of Christmas

Gunners misfire, replay rows and free pints

Poch pressure and what next for Mbappe, Werner and Sancho

Ratcliffe's game plan, Reading's misery and unnerving pressbox encounters

Points deductions, Toney's point to prove and what's the point of José Mourinho?

Toney is back, Arsenal bounce back, VAR back again and Liverpool back to the front.

League Cup repeat, transfer troubles and Beyonce make Spurs rich